Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't fun being the Big Boss of an ogreempire. He's got tons of paperwork to deal with, meetings with irritating fairies, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans.

To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a good bowl of swamp stew, but duty calls. He grumbles and throws on his fancy pants. Another day, another sack of ogre rupees.

Swamp Thing Corporate: They Know

Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.

• We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
• It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
• Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.

Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.

Swamp Life > The Grind

Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's office job . Out here in the wetlands, life moves at a different pace . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also check here get to feel the breeze . No boss breathing down your neck out here. Just the chirping crickets and the soft sunlight. It's a true life, ya know? One you can't find in no corporate ladder climb.

Farquaad's the Big Cheese Send Help

This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I talked back once, and let me tell you, it was a horrible experience. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.

I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.

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* I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.

* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.

* Please, someone, rescue me!

OgreLord 24/7

He's a real monster, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes the ogre life. When he's not laying waste to villages, you can catch him spreading laughter online. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a digital mischief-maker.

• Nobody's funnier than this ogre
• He lives for the likes
• Get on his good side, or else

Gatorfest Guaranteed

Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're lookin' at heavy rain all the whole darn time with conditions in the low 90s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra protection and a tarp. It might even be good for gettin' that gator watchin' in.